A Selection of Enchanted Objects and Their Uses – List One

  • An enchanted apple picker that only picks ripe apples. Fully automatic, lounge in the shade and let it run. Sold separately: instant cider press and collection system. See also: Enchant-an-Apple, apple picker that only picks poisonous, golden, silver, and/or enchanted apples, for all your nefarious purposes. 

  • Enchanted frying pan, guaranteed to hit your enemies every time – also to never burn the pancakes.
  • Enchanted mason jars, sold in lots of one dozen. Excellent for canning – seals every time.
  • Glass vase, keeps flowers fresh for weeks. Never runs out of water.
  • Enchanted baby mobile, hang over the princess’s cradle and it wards off old witches who sneak in in the middle of the night to steal the little darling.  
  • Enchanted paring knife. Never slips. Also see enchanted vegetable peeler.
  • Gardening gloves, enchanted to judge soil deficiencies for the plants growing in each plot.
  •  Enchanted pot holder that removes pans from the oven by itself, no hands required.
  • Dish cloth, specifically enchanted to remove all kinds of grime and grease.
  • Coffee Mug. Never have a forgotten drink go cold again! See also – ice glasses for summertime use. 

  • Enchanted Glasses Frames. Never forget your glasses on top of your head again, they place themselves on your nose at your request.
Copyright 2016 by Annie Louise Twitchell

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